I recently had baby #3 (wow still trying to grasp that concept) I am a mom of 3. Anyway, I am breastfeeding my little guy and my 4 year old always tries to peak under my blanket or whatevever I can grab at the time. He says "Mom, why is the baby eating your stomach?" I just get a kick out of that everytime.
I tell him the baby is just nursing like you did when you were a baby, he is not eating my stomach.
Well this past Sunday, we were at church and my son was laying next to me and I kept feeling a tug at my jacket so I though he was sitting on it. Then I asked him what are you doing and why are you pulling on my jacket? He says to me "I'm nursing myself". I looked at my husband and he looked at me and we just fell out laughing. We were so tickled. Hope you got a laugh out of that one-we did.